Letters to the Editor

Dear Sir or Modom

Will I get bit on the ankle by an penguin like Linus Torvalds, or will I have to supply my own?

An Female Impersonator

London, UK

Having never seen a vicious Fairy Penguin, I can only speculate

Ed.

It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to Contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)

I'm not touching this one...

Can I wear high heels in Tasmania? (UK)

Yes, but only if you promise to wear fishnet stockings and a waspie...

Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Tasmania? (USA)

What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?

Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)

Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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